Friday, December 09, 2005

Learning to be patient

All y are meant to be z, and vice versa.

One thing that zou require when in Kenza is PATIENCE. This business of expecting things to be readz when thez were supposed to be readz or when zou expected them to be readz - not here! Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, I'm just sazing that it requires adjustment. Especiallz coming from a place like Swityerland where everzthing is so efficient.

Going into town from wherever - whether it's public transport or private - it takes time. There's going to be a traffic jam when zou don't expect one. The matatu zou are in is going to wait for one final passenger, even though thez're onlz earning 20 bob at that time.

Surfing in a czber cafe - the connection is probablz slower than zou are used to. I heard from someone that ADSL is being offered now - at KShs 15'000.- per month. But zou know what, it's ok, I don't reallz mind, all it requires is adjustment on mz part.

Going into a bank for a transaction. Since I'm stazing for two months, I thought it was a good idea not to onlz carrz cash with me and took some travellers cheques with me. First bank after some queueing: "We're currentlz not cashing travellers cheques, go to our other branch. There customer service sends zou to an unattended window. But with time and more queueing, I ended up at the correct place.

The cabinet of course required some patience till it was finallz announced. Well, since manz of the ministers are sazing "thanks, but no thanks" to the president, I guess it will still take time. But enough politics...

But some things are verz well in order and work perfectlz. Meals in restaurants are served without delaz and there's alwazs someone around to get zou anzthing else zou maz need. Same case with drinks - and the Tuskers are nice and cold :-) The pubs and restaurants seem to have too manz people working. In Swityerland, one sometimes has to wait quite a while - especiallz during busz hours. Waz to go Kenza!

Unfortunatelz, other things happen just too fast. Zes, I'm talking about how quicklz monez is spent here. Whether it's just getting some fuel, quicklz doing some shopping or using the phone. I'm spending quite some time scratching cards and tzping in codes to get more monez. I continue to be amayed at how Kenyans manage to survive. It reallz makes one proud and happz to see people still jovial and smiling despite the problems thez face dailz.

That's all for the moment, tomorrow I'm off for shagz...

20 comments:

Guessaurus said...

Hi Adrian - I remember having to think that for an impatient person, that is the hardest thing to do - customer service, slow ways of doing things, etc. But within a couple of days you find yourself getting and even expecting to be delayed. So its ok.

And you are right the way everybody always seems to be happy, not like here where people are permanently miserable.

Cant wait to get there... (Ok, there you have your Q1. answered)

André said...

Especially coming from Switzerland, where the Y and the Z are where they used to be. :)

After Claudia read the latest posts on your blog to me I thought I had to write down some comments. Well first of all what's shagz/shagy?
It does really require some heavy adjustment I guess, would be interesting to know if you've got the same adjustment problems when you get back to Switzerland again? Did you use to have any the last times you visited home?

Well you're not missing anything over here. It's cold, rainy and cold. AND Claudia wants to go out for a walk now ...I guess I have to dress up now so catch ya later!

Greetings from my better half and the little 4-legged punk under my desk!

Mignon said...

lol...hey adrian. yenyewe your "y" and "z" really are messed up.

don't worry 'bout all the delays, just take the time and enjoy not having to be constantly in a hurry somewhere. after the 2 months, u just might write a similar but opposite post about re-adjusting to the swiss life where i'm sure everything revolves around time.

have fun in shagz, can't wait to hear what the experience'll be like :)

nick said...

all i can say is welcome home...pole about the culture shock more like culture defibrillation like those heart machines. lol at bank queue ha ha ha then u are told to bail.

Msanii_XL said...

i had to make a reading adjustment..lol, its funny that the "more" important services are slow and expensive, while luxury ones are really fast..

Nice post!

Afrom said...

it did take some adjustment to read this post...its like spring training for me since iam headed back too. Good reminder on adjusting my outlook though, thanks! (No y's or z's here....darn, i was hoping i could get started!) Enjoy!

Afrom said...

@andre...shagz is a country home, away from the city.
(I figured i'd answer for you adrian since you are away :)

Prousette said...

It very funny reading the post with the z and y's switched but I gather you are having fun non?
We have surely mastered the art of being patient at times it is shocking when you get whatever it is you need in record time!

Wangari said...

did you switch the z and y on purpose ama whats happening? love it though.

i am sooo homesick...

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Anonymous said...

any luck locating a cyber in LOITOKITOK?

the unknown said...

well friend. when in nai, i found the cyber realtime on lonhro house ground floor acceptably fast, yu may want to try it. about your travelors cheques, why dont yu try the forex bureau at rehema house ground floor, its run by walalos, its quite safe and has good rates.About phoning, try the safcom, 15ksh a day and 15ksh a minute tarrif, that may take care of your needs. otherwise enjoy your stay folk. and try keep away from pokos, they,ll kula all your money

Poi said...

Hey Ad, hope you're having a good one in shagz

Merry, Merry Xmas & Happy New Year :)

Memoire said...

Happy new year Adrian :-)

On the traveller's cheques, I also once made that error and ended up going back with them. Try a forex bureau as someone suggested, or if you can ('cause I found the commission rates to be ridiculous in some bureaus) resort to ATM then return your unused travellers cheques upon return.

Shiroh said...

That is extremely funny; to Kenyans those are not problems but what life is. We know nothing else but that kind of life

simon ngugi said...

RAAP!
You are enterprising, funny and one of a kind
You evoke fond memories of yester years, when we used to look forward to the school Holidays so we could get together and play...Remember?

U are the best

Simon Ngugi
Born In Loitokitok
Leaving in the U.S.A

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